What National Day Is On Your Birthday

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evil-biggering:

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extravagantfrivolity:

 Bratwurst Festival.

My birthday is the day of German Sausage. I don’t know how to feel about this.

Mine is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day. So I guess I could go to the movies and buy cheaply-made clothing.

June 11 is … National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day…..OK!!

August 29 is … More Herbs, Less Salt Day 

March 11… Johnny Appleseed Day, and Worship of Tools Day…nice.

 Peanut butter and Jelly Day… cool. ~redjeep

October 18 is … No Beard Day. Erm, no.

Sept. 2nd.. National Be-heading Day

March 8th… Be Nasty Day!  Aww yeah!

June 5th….Festival of Popular Delusions day….

January 5 is …Bird Day 

My birthday is Eliza Dolittle day.

I’m such a refined lady. *scratches ass*

National Nothing Day.

 

Garlic DayMore Info On Garlic 

… oh yea no vampire can touch this ass. wait what?

Easter |3 *trololol there’s something weird about that*

(Source: pichula-saurio)