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It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
I just can’t believe its not butter.
OMG THAT GIF IS THE BEST MY CHEST HURTS SO BAD
Lol
ALL THE HUGS
(Source: captaindemetrios)

eeeeeeeeeeeee thank youuu!!!!! *hugs and smothers*